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Davis Sq. Starbucks, 8:40something, this morning

Barista: Did you want a black tea or a black tea with lemonade?

Me: Just black tea, please. I need the caffeine.

Barista: ‘kay.

Random Guy Ahead of Me Waiting for Latte: How much caffeine is in a black tea?

Me: No clue. But I didn’t have any caffeine for years while I was pregnant and nursing, so a Venti black tea is more than enough for me.

RGAoMWfL: My kid’s 18 month old and my wife drank seven cups of coffee a day when she was pregnant. Didn’t change a thing.

Me: Oh? Wow.

RGAoMWfL: She was 115 lbs. when she gave birth. How about that?

Me: Uh… wow?

RGAoMWfL: Her body fat never got over 13 percent the whole time she was pregnant!

Me (looking down at my way-more-than-13-percent self): Wow.

RGAoMWfL walks away, carrying latte.

I stare at the back of his head, mouthing “What the fuck was that?” at my barista.

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  1. aguane
    March 29, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    People are idiots.

  2. Tea
    March 29, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    What a dick!

  3. elcynae
    March 29, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Wow.

  4. March 31, 2009 at 11:20 am

    and i wonder how much longer he’ll be married and if his clid will grow up to be anorectic. asshole.

  5. April 2, 2009 at 3:43 am

    “What the fuck was that?” indeed!

    I wonder what the woman is like–whether she was trying to keep her weight down, whether she was pressured by this ass, what’s happening with her. Ugh.

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